Friday, December 9, 2011

Deck the Halls with Mobs of Folly, Tis the Season to be Commie

Another Christmas song satire, inspired by the following Yahoo News photo used in the Wizbang Caption Contest.


Deck the halls with mobs of folly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be Commie,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Drawn we have rich o'er barell,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
We'll replace them with our feral,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

See the starving throngs before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
We won't work though you implore us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Burn your house and take your treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Grammy win for our displeasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Fast away, sit on your asses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the new Lenins and Stalins,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Sing ye blovious, join collective,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
We will Borg you through your rectum,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

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