Jingle bells, Biden smells, Obama laid an egg

I won the Wizbang Caption Contest with this ditty:
 
Dashing through the law, in a bought-judge open sleigh,
O’er the scads we go, laughing all the way,
Constitution sucks, write it for myself,
You stupid Americans can all go straight to hell.

Oh, Jingle bells, Biden smells, Obama laid an egg,
Oh what fun it is to sell guns to Mexicans, hey!
Jingle bells, green job fails, billions in the hole,
Oh what fun it is to launder money for our pols.

A year or two ago, thought I’d take you for a ride,
And soon Miss Fannie Mae, was seated by my side,
Barney Frank in front, Chris Dodd in the back,
We sank the dirty capitalists and took them for ourselves!

Oh, Jingle bells, Biden smells, Obama laid an egg,
Oh what fun it is to sell guns to Mexicans, hey!
Jingle bells, green job fails, billions in the hole,
Oh what fun it is to launder money for our pols.

Now my time has come, to answer for our greed,
Race card will be played, but it’s all maxed out
Get you some arugula, and have yourself a steak,
Why do you people whine so much, you’re too lazy to take!

Oh, Jingle bells, Biden smells, Obama laid an egg,
Oh what fun it is to sell guns to Mexicans!”